Thursday, 19 November 2009

jokes about physics

What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?Let me atom.Anything that doesn't matter has no mass.

What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, while chickens in motion tend to cross roads.

Why did the chicken cross the road?Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.


A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

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